COFFEE IS THA DEVILS DRINK

Finally, i did it! I bought new pants (yeez, sounds like the biggest news of the year). And no jeans(!) this time. And they are sooo comfy, I never want to wear tight jeans again. It's like my mother said "You don't even take them off to go to the loo (as they say in Brittland)". Mind her, I DO take them off when the time comes to do oncesies and/or twosies. Whatev's, right?

Fun side note to that point. My dear friend Val once enlightened me to the fact that when you do number one you don't necessarily have to do number two, but when you do number two, you almost always do number one as well. I have come to the conclusion, after doing my own field study, that this is true. (Hard to understand mathematics? Number one equals peeing, and number two equals pooing.)

You might have noticed the abrupt change to english. The truth is that I "accidentally" pressed the Google Translate button on my internet barr so everythin' turn to english. So, when I started reading my latest posts I found them much better put than any swedish in the world could put my words. Plus, it makes me feel kinda special.